Beware: Garden-based Erotica

Fifty Sheds of Grey by C.T. Grey
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Beware! You're gonna read and  find... everything about sheds!

Dari judulnya jelas buku ini merupakan parodi tentang FSOG yang cetar membahana di dunia persilatan. Tapi dari covernya jelas ini buku tentang... selang air. Ehm, koreksi, buku ini berkisah tentang Mr. Grey yang sangat terobsesi dengan taman, terutama pondok kayunya.

Sejak terinisiasi di usia muda, Mr. Grey pun menjadi fanatik. Ia terobsesi pada Sheds dan Mowers. Singkatnya, S & M. Dan tentunya, karena pondok kayunya dicat merah, ia punya Red Room of Paint. Dan ia juga menjadi anggota komunitas BDSM: Builders, Decorators and Shed Maintenance.

Banyak permainan kata, plesetan, dan humor yang kocak dalam buku tipis ini, sehingga membuatku terpaksa memberikan rating lebih tinggi daripada buku yang diparodikannya :)

Baiklah, lebih baik kushare saja sebagian "kisah" yang bisa bikin misleading pembaca.

"I think it's time for us to take things to the next level." she said, eagerly.
"What?" I replied, "...the shed roof?"

We tried various positions -- round the back, on the side, up against wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion that the bottom of the garden was the only place for a really good shed.

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot...

I stared down at her, my hands on my hips. She'd been on her hands and knees for well over an hour. Finally I spoke... "Are you sure you lost your contact lens in here?"

Hal yang membuat hidup Mr. Grey berubah ketika istrinya mulai membaca dan terobsesi pada buku ITU. You know what book lah.

"Punish me," she cried desperately. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing her stilettos.
"I think so," I gulped.
"Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.

"Hurt me,"she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
"Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."

"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip, "I need to be punished."
So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend.

Aduh, Mr. Grey! You and your play of words! You made me LMAO! Eh, itu singkatan dari Lawn Mowers Are Okay, kan?

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